He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize