ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I'm at about main and main street
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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