i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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