Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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