With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Randomize
