i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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