all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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