How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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