This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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