just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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