she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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