Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
The adults are the big ones right?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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