i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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