I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Is it penis luge time yet?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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