Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
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Do I have a choice?
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I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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