Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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