I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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