return my video game
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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