My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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