I want to have your abortion
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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