My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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