But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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