He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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