We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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