I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
