My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
and she was petting her beer can
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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