i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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