were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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