Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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