I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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