I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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