plz talk dirty to me
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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