She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
The beer is more important than you right now.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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