All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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