Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
