C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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