haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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