Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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