Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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