I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
