is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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