I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I can't turn off my feet"
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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