She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Can I color on your dick again?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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