alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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