My nipple is on Facebook.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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