Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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