Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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