Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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