I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Hippo gnu deer
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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