Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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