We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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