Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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