I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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