I just cut my nipple shaving
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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