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In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i think i have herpe
just one?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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