you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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